my purrrrrrrrrfect self

my  purrrrrrrrrfect self

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

all grown up

Hi there everyone,

I may be all grown up now but it is well into the summer and kitten season is here. If you are a female feline and over 4mths old then I am sure you have noticed the boys. Make sure your mum and dad take you to the vet for your spey before letting you outside. Teen pregnancy is hard on the body and results in unwanted babies (that's not to say they aren't going to be adorable and you will love them but there are so many babies searching desperately for homes already). Not only that but if you get bitten by an overly enthusiastic male or territorial female then you could contract feline AIDS.

The same goes for the boys, feline fathers are not friendly to their offspring, they are very jealous of their missus and don't want to share. Infanticide is common so stay safe and out of their way, get the snip so you don't smell like a threat. It is better to get the snip before the temptation to spray in the family home gets the better of you! Wetting the bed is a sure fire way to get booted out of the house!

Right - that is the important bit out of the way... so what is everyone getting for Christmas, I have put in a request for a new catnip mouse and have my eye on a nice cushion for my spot in the window. My slaves put up a lovely tree for me and Ollie to climb but it didn't last long, purrrrrrrrrrowwww! The borbles were so much fun, it makes my toes curl just thinking about them.

Merry Christmas everyone!

Love

Sausage

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